Well it must be, for the first time ever i sat down and talked with my stepdad over the internet and i didnt get a load of aggro about it!

So, here i am... artwork will resume once i decide what to draw, and it's good to be back Now all i need are ideas

Hey my friends, sorry i've been down and you've heard nothing of me for a week... really... i've had very little contact online as i've been recovering following last week at work, it was grand but there were two major setbacks that have not only shattered my faith but also shattered a few other things...

Firstly, I work in a cloakroom, and i can deal with abuse. The hard part is telling people the rules when they lose their ticket, and an irish woman lost hers and tried to get the police in... this happens a lot from drunk people... and it wasnt that i minded, what i Minded was after i left work and got halfway home, i was jumped and beaten to hell by three angry drunk irish men. Thankfully we got it all sorted out in the end... as she actually READ the rules at the club, and we got them all barred for assault... But that wasnt the harder one XD

After this was the bosses birthday, a LOVELY night! Cake, food, champaigne everything for the guests... and the staff we're allowed a nibble too (4 pieces of choccy gataeux at once, go me!) and close to the end of the night, someone drunk, not invited and who'd been thrown out twice already came back with his friends and started attacking the place before going straight for the boss... and at 4am with no security staff there were only myself, a glass collector and two barstaff left to run to his help, and i took a direct hit to the side of the head with what could only be known as a hard blunt force (Later revealed to be a large fist, but it felt like more) and i woke up an hour later downstairs, head aching, barstaff grinning and boss actually impressed that i stood up and did something active for once... still didnt get to go home early though XD

So aye, to all the people who i owe stuff too in any way, shape or form, i apologise sincerely for my delay from this... but all shall be corrected soon
~BEM

(P.S. It's been a week and i still hurt to buggery... )

Aye, i'm over 1k hits thanks to the Eggduck picture (Who'd a thought randomness so good?) and the trouble is that ate up my pen... sadly i got a blue instead of a black and realised to late so i gotta replace... which will take a while

In the meantime i was looking around... i made this gallery for BE, but only 1/3rd of my pictures, if that, actually contain any XD And i owe a few trades/requests to get it up, but i need more ideas XD So any that anyone can suggest/ throw my way or indeed smash into my head tied to a brick, feel free The more the merrier ^^

Besides, once i get that pen i can whip up a storm of pictures... *chuckles* posing is fun and the more i do the better i get and the more you look at my gallery...

...failing that i'll just make Ashara 3 times her normal size and shove Eggduck down her clevage
~BEM

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Pictures owed to people from my hands... or art pad whichever sounds better:
and = I have the idea, just working on the pose ideas and i can do it ^^
= (Trade) Bee and Ashara, the idea is in my head, just need the Black Pen of Doom to line it and get it ready for colouring
= (Trade) Spiz and Irvine, doing something random and amusing... look Spizzy, i have the idea, it's random, and heres the bucket for when your head falls off laughing... if your reaction to Eggduck is anything to go by
= This pictures gotta be one of my longest owed... i've owed it for three years now XD But hey, drawing Maxamillion Pegasus Crawford will be fantastic, and i have just the idea to pull it off in a 'unique' manner... give ya a clue, it involves an outfit of a native origin
As a thanks for two comissions i feel it only fair i draw you something in return... and once i figure out what to draw you i'll draw it
I still owe you something after all this time Lets see what i can come up with...

Man, thats a lot i need to draw XD Goes to show that no matter how long it takes me... for i'm an easily distracted bastard who drinks far to much tea... I'll always get to you in the end

Attending a friends 18th B'day weekend, i got drunk for the first time ever... mainly out of curiousity and because the drinks were bloody tasty. (Come on, i never normally touch a drop )

From what i understand, given this was a LotR fancy dress party, and i was an elven lady (Forget the name, began with a G) for some bizzare reason apparantly i began to think i was the lord Christ... i know not why i chose this persona out of all the different people of reality... but amongst my claims of writing the bible and blessings unto thee, the things people tell me of most are that i happily ate Bread and Wine for dinner... after tons of roast chicken before i got hammered... and the epic "Walking on water", where i stood barefeet in a puddle claiming i was hovering...

The wierdest notion came the morning after, about 3:30am i think and i cant remember if i was awake or drempt it but i remember checking my watch afterwards... two of my friends in the next bed (We had a shortage) were 'gettin active'... which they can as theyre together ... and i said without thinking "I'm reaching for the whip..." and suddenly realised what i said, and there in my hand was an actual whip! Dream or not, i still have this whip and no one will tell me where i got it from... But all in all, it was a bloody good event! And for those curious, ONE picture exists of this, and if you want it posted... let me know, i'll only post it if people wanna see me hammered

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Other item on the Agenda, at the time of writing my Pageviews are 926... which means we're nearing 1k hits time Whomever can provide me a screenshot of getting the 1k gets a request for anything they like, adult or non adult (Though something i can draw is preferable ) and i look forward to seeing what i can get... but i do have some things to work on first though that are oweing, and as i have a new pen theyre nearing completion

Thats all for this journal, Peace out my disciples and have a groovy night!
~BBF, Partying like it's AD99

... and theres no need to be afraid :3

I hope you all have a lovely Holiday, i know i will be working til 4:30am at the earliest every night til my Birthday in January But tis the season to be jolly so i will be eating tons of lollies whilst at work (Nightclubs Rawk!)

Also as is the festive season i decided to give thanks to the people on DA that keep me going, those who have been here to speak to me and regardless of whether they comment all the time, listen to me occasionally, give me the finger or paint STFU on their MSN status ( Come on, it's a joke ) ... i thank you for being here to speak to me and help me improve :3

You know who you are, and if you recieved a note giving a personal Happy Christmas from me, and believe me you know who you are... then not only are you one of the people i mean, but you can also expect to recieve a little something special off me as a form of present, it wont be ready for Xmas for all of you and some things will take me a while to draw (New style and learn human ) but over the course of the next few months you'll get something

And no they wont be mature in case ya worried XD Most of you are female that watch this gallery (As far as i know) so even BE can go on hold for some tender holiday spirit and gifts
... *sigh* And dont worry the Fwoomps will return in the new year too, lineart for the new years pic is already done and being laughed at by some of you The continuation to the Xmas one

Have a great time, try not to get too sloshed on Beer if ya going out
~BEM